"A Greg Forest show? Imagine if you will, a barrel of monkeys. Now imagine the same scene without the barrel."

                                              - Hunter S. Thompson

"...prurient and disrespectful behavior in the extreme. Greg Forest is no alter boy and believe me, I would know."

                                             - Joseph Alois Ratzinger

"I was astounded when I first experienced Greg's performance.  I hear he's also a musician."

                                              - Paris Hilton