"Bush's
New Preamble To The Constitution"
Opinion By Greg Forest
NewSpeak, made famous by
George Orwell in his great book, "1984" has finally found a
happy home in the Bush administration. Pronouncements on Monday
are modified Tuesday, reiterated on Wednesday and by Friday say
something completely different than the first message. A case in
point is Bush's "Axis Of Evil" whose members change almost
daily as his arguments against one or the other come up empty as his
Weapons of Mass Destruction discoveries.
"Syria friend on
Monday. Enemy by Friday."
I am going to save the
neocons a bit of time on their next magnum opus - rewriting the U.S.
Constitution to suit the hegemony plans of the neocons. Here's a
start.
| Outdated
Liberal Constitution |
Improved
Neocon Constitution. |
| We the
people of the United States, |
Wee wee
on the people of the United States. |
| in order
to form a more perfect union |
taking
orders from union busters |
| establish
justice |
establish
just us to |
| insure
domestic tranquility |
tranquilize
the domestic uninsured and |
| provide
for the common defense |
provide
for defense contractors and |
| promote
the general welfare |
kick
people off welfare |
| and
secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity |
and
secure liberty to ourselves and allow others to kiss our posteriors. |
| do ordain
and establish this Constitution for the United States of America |
do ordain
George Bush to establish his new nation under God with liberty and
justice for all that support him. |
Slacker Manor
May 13, 2003
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