Frodo The ring please

old but one of my favs

end times lullabies

special pricing for site visitors

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GREG'S OTHER BOOKS

Available at Amazon

You can pick up Greg's other books on Amazon.com. The latest two books are, "Produce and Promote your Music Video" and "The Music Business Contract Library." Also still available in limited quantities is the original, "Complete Music Business Office." If you're in the business of the business, you owe it to yourself to check these books out.

SOMBRERO TALES

Alien Transmissions FROM ORBIT

The January issue of Happenings hit the street Friday and my column for this month is already up on the web.

WELFARE FATHERS

food for stomach & ears

In a place smaller than a postage stamp, every Sunday Greg Forest, Ronnie Leatherman and Ron Knuth suit up and put down some great licks in the most intimate atmosphere in Texas- The Welfare Cafe.

Don't miss the fun and antics of this band that has been described by by music pundits as, "The Thing That Wouldn't Rehearse," and come on out Sundays from 5:30 until 8pm.

"These guys are the best thing since the pipe organ."

            -Mozart speaking to Count Basie

KRAZY KRAP™

FUN STUFF ON THE WEB

There is something to be said for having too much time on your hands - you get to stumble across great weirdness on the web.  Here are a few of the sites that have made me the reprobate I am today.

• The Church of The SubGenius (Praise Bob)
• Disinfo
• Landover Baptist Church
• Venganza